Saturday, March 5, 2011

Ladies- Easy Ways to Feel Good

Instant Gratification for Ladeeegz ONLY

1. Eat Chocolates
2. Buy New clothes and wear them.
3.Buy a new pair of heels and feel 2-3 inches taller. The view up there looks really good.
4.Have a nice hot bath with bubbles n ducks floating around.
5. Wear nice perfume.
6. Get a haircut.
7.Wear make up and feel brand new.
8.Gossip with your friends about someone you dislike. Will make you feel good about yourself.
9.Go out of your house and roam around in the crowd.
10.Hear someone has failed in an exam->gloat and realize that all of us are in the same ship.
11.Make eye contact with a desperado and see what it does to you. (Pls beware of gays).
12.Eat something really fatty
13. Listen to loud music and even better howl along.
14.Ride a bike or your car.
15.Get drenched in the rain.
16.Watch nice movies in a theatre with popcorns, samosas and yes do find a sponsorer.
17.Jump up and down on your bed.
18.Play with your dog.
19.Buy something new.
20.Take a stick and beat your mattress.
21.Apply Navratna Tel and feel Kewl.
22.Go to your terrace and scream out your lungs.
23.Ring somebody’s doorbell and run without looking back.
24. See how far you can stretch your lips to the north, while looking in the mirror.
25. Sleep.
26.Get a foot & back Massage.
27. Wait for your salary day. Even better wait for you husband's salary day :P
28.Eat Pani Puri.
29.Put somebody's face on the Dart board and aim for it. ( U know who...)
30.Wink your eyes as fast as you can and speak simultaneously. Check who wins your mouth or your lashes
31. Turn round and round and round till you lose your senses
32. Many more.....

For Men
1. Drink
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31. Drink.

2 comments:

Dhananjay said...

haha...thats cool.. we have a all-in-one solution!! :P

Prabhakar Srinivasan said...

interesting thoughts:)